Jackson: Can we go to the zoo?
Me: Yes, sometime soon. It is hot right now though.
Jackson: We can just get ice cream at the zoo to cool us off.
Jackson: Why do some people move their fingers fast on the keyboard like you, and some people keep their pinkies up?
Me: Some people know how to type better than others. I took a class and learned how to type correctly.
Jackson: Daddy keeps his pinkies up.
Me: Daddy didn't take a class to learn how to type.
Jackson: He can take a class now.
Me: Daddy is too old to learn how to type now.
Jackson: Oh.
Jackson: Mommy, Josie kept kissing me at school.
Me: Where did she kiss you?
Jackson: On the cheek. I had to keep wiping it off. She wanted to be Princess Leia, and I didn't want her to be Princess Leia. I had a plan, and she couldn't be Princess Leia.
Jackson: Why is air clear but you can feel it?
Me: (How am I going to answer that one???)